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promortalism

Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.
He committed suicide with the suicide note that is saying he subscribes to promortalism.
promortalism by Promortalist June 11, 2018

promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

El Primo 

A brawl stars character who jumps into enemy base with 10 gems, thinking he can survive.
Person A: El Primo has 10 gems, let’s hope he survives
El Primo: Eellll Primooooooo!
Person B: WTF El Primo! You are a dumbass
El Primo by DerpBoi April 17, 2019
Scott's tattoos are primo!!!!
primo by Starchylde December 23, 2014
often used on yt to promote videos; often found in spam comments, or ppl who want to help increase your social following
i.e

guy1 *uploads video*

guy2 sick video.

also guy2: *comments promosm*
promosm by youtubeslangdudee May 11, 2022

Promorexia 

An eating disorder that can occur up to a year, but usually a month before Prom. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to fit into their Prom dresses or feel better about buying a slightly smaller size (which never works). Exercise in the form of "Prom night sex" usually follows Promorexia.
Will: "Dude, none of the girls are eating lunch."

John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."
Promorexia by HiBillyMaysHere October 30, 2011