Procrastivaper
Procrastivaper by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019
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procrastihater
Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...
Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!
Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!
Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!
Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!
procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009
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Procrastivaxxer
Person who intentionally delays their vaccine shot for various reasons (safety, pain, scheduling confusion, sense of superiority, waiting for 2.0 version).
I was hoping we wouldn't be wearing masks in 2022, but the procrastivaxxers can't get their shit together.
Procrastivaxxer by The saucy giant March 22, 2021
procrastivaping
procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019
Procrastivapers
Procrastivapers by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019
procrastivape
procrastivape by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019
procrastibater
The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.
Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
procrastibater by The_jet_man October 28, 2015
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