Procrastivaper 

pro·cras·ti·vaper
a person who habitually puts off doing things to VAPE.

🔥 I'm a constant procrastivaper

Procrastivaper by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

Procrastivaxxer 

Person who intentionally delays their vaccine shot for various reasons (safety, pain, scheduling confusion, sense of superiority, waiting for 2.0 version).

I was hoping we wouldn't be wearing masks in 2022, but the procrastivaxxers can't get their shit together.

Procrastivaxxer by The saucy giant March 22, 2021

procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastivapers 

Pro·cras·ti·vapers
PEOPLE who puts off doing anything to VAPE before doing it.🔥💨

🔥 Ronnie, Vincent and Ernesto are constant Procrastivapers

Procrastivapers by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastivape 

pro·cras·ti·vape

To put off doing anything to VAPE. 💨

🔥 I gotta PROCRASTIVAPE real quick before we watch the movie💨

procrastivape by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastibater 

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

procrastibater by The_jet_man October 28, 2015