procrastidater Share definition Flag noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night. He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating procrastidater by Redbeauty November 9, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the procrastidater mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch