BertsMoM's definitions

Procrastineer

One who is at the forefront of procrastination.

Fatty is the lead Procrastineer at Rythmatic Records.

by BertsMoM December 23, 2012

Stack of Boxes

Any instance in which 2 or more boxes are sitting on top of each other. Boxes being any female or anything square for that matter. See definition of BOX

Bert’s Mom was carrying in the groceries and fell on a hot pocket box, therefore making a stack of boxes.

There are multiple stacks of boxes in the warehouse

by BertsMoM September 7, 2008

Heath Arctic Blast

When you blow your load in a chicks face and then throw heath bar crumbs at her face.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a heath arctic blast to the face.

by BertsMoM July 25, 2009