Definitions by BertsMoM

Procrastineer 

One who is at the forefront of procrastination.

Fatty is the lead Procrastineer at Rythmatic Records.

Procrastineer by BertsMoM December 23, 2012

Heath Arctic Blast 

When you blow your load in a chicks face and then throw heath bar crumbs at her face.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a heath arctic blast to the face.

Heath Arctic Blast by BertsMoM July 25, 2009

Stack of Boxes 

Any instance in which 2 or more boxes are sitting on top of each other. Boxes being any female or anything square for that matter. See definition of BOX

Bert’s Mom was carrying in the groceries and fell on a hot pocket box, therefore making a stack of boxes.

There are multiple stacks of boxes in the warehouse

Stack of Boxes by BertsMoM September 7, 2008