procrastabang

Having sex or "banging" to procrastinate.

Yesterday I procrastabanged and didn't start my homework until midnight.

by jessmus October 17, 2012

Procrastabating

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

procrastabate

putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.

I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.

by germinator7 July 10, 2007

procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

procrasterbang

v. One step up from procrasterbating, procrasterbanging is sex for the purpose of putting off work that needs to be done.

"Hey man, I had this paper due today but my girlfriend came over last night." "Yeah, gotta procrasterbang sometimes."

by green potato September 2, 2012

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

Procrastabate

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.

Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!

by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015