procrastabate 

putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.

I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.

procrastabate by germinator7 July 10, 2007

Procrastabate 

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.

Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!

Procrastabate by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015

Procrastabate 

A Procrastination masturbation

John was overwhelmed with his workload, he had one last email to respond to before the end of the day, due to his mental fatigue he needed to procrastabate to recharge and finish off that email.

Procrastabate by Mr Sweat July 6, 2023

Procrasturbate 

/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated

delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.

Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...

Procrasturbate by WelshRuffster May 11, 2016

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...

I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.

procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013