Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.

I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.

Procrastibinge by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Procrastibinge

Definition: The act of avoiding important tasks by binge-watching shows, movies, or endless YouTube videos instead.

“I had an essay due tomorrow, but I went on a Netflix procrastibinge instead.”

Procrastibinge by procrastinationbinge May 1, 2026

Procrastibang 

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.

Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."

Procrastibang by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011

Procrastinigger 

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively

"You are a lazy procrastinigger"

Procrastinigger by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023