Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.

I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Procrastibang

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.

Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."

by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011

Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively

"You are a lazy procrastinigger"

by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023