procrastawank
procrastawank by chigtourvine May 21, 2017
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Procrastaworking
Doing all the other chores you can think of while not taking care of the one thing you actually *need* to get done. Lets you feel like you accomplished something without actually taking care of business.
Friend One : I cleaned the whole house, did laundry, and mowed the lawn but I didn't get over to the DMV to renew my plates.
Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.
Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.
Procrastaworking by supersmurf30 June 14, 2011
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Procrastabaking
1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above
Procrastabaking by lazyskier December 14, 2010
procrastiwanking
procrastiwanking by DNC601 May 28, 2013
procrastiwanking
The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.
'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'
procrastiwanking by procrasturbator June 5, 2016
Procrastaworkanating
The activity of focusing on anything other than the required task at hand involving work to prolong the pain of completing a painful work related task.
Aaron - "Oh man, can I Google pictures of crack whore babies? "
Michelle "WTF dude, are you Procrastaworkanating?"
Aaron "Busted, these depos and this client are ridiculious."
Michelle "WTF dude, are you Procrastaworkanating?"
Aaron "Busted, these depos and this client are ridiculious."
Procrastaworkanating by imdone888 January 12, 2012
procrastabang
procrastabang by jessmus October 17, 2012
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