procrastawank

When you wank as a form of procrastination to speed up time or if you can't be fucked to work

I've had 3 procrastawanks today instead of revising

by chigtourvine May 21, 2017

Procrastaworking

Doing all the other chores you can think of while not taking care of the one thing you actually *need* to get done. Lets you feel like you accomplished something without actually taking care of business.

Friend One : I cleaned the whole house, did laundry, and mowed the lawn but I didn't get over to the DMV to renew my plates.

Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.

by supersmurf30 June 14, 2011

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

procrastiwanking

Having yourself a jolly good wank, instead of doing something productive.

"Johnny was supposed to be mowing the lawn, bu started procrastiwanking instead."

by DNC601 May 28, 2013

procrastiwanking

The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.

'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'

by procrasturbator June 5, 2016

Procrastaworkanating

The activity of focusing on anything other than the required task at hand involving work to prolong the pain of completing a painful work related task.

Aaron - "Oh man, can I Google pictures of crack whore babies? "

Michelle "WTF dude, are you Procrastaworkanating?"

Aaron "Busted, these depos and this client are ridiculious."

by imdone888 January 12, 2012

procrastabang

Having sex or "banging" to procrastinate.

Yesterday I procrastabanged and didn't start my homework until midnight.

by jessmus October 17, 2012