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procrastabating 

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it
i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.
procrastabating by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.
I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!
procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Like mate stop procrastinating 

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids
Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

procrastinating 

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.
seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.