Procrastibang

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.

Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."

by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastipancaking

The art of procrastinating by pancaking, ie. eating, making, appreciating or simply just thinking about pancakes. Some would say an evening can easily be wasted by procrastipancaking, but I disagreee. Procrastipancaking is a wonderful and tasty way to spend an evening.

I didn't get my work done last night, I was too busy procrastipancaking.

by #thisisnttwitter February 10, 2015

Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

procrastibaking

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!

"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."

by Gertie002 March 27, 2010