procrast

To be in the state of procrastinating.

1. I am being such a procrast right now by adding this to Urban Dictionary.
2. Stop being such a waste of life procrast.

by Sickashell March 31, 2008

Procrast-ubator

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.

Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!

by Ethetic June 11, 2014

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework

Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.

by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

procrastiplanting

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.

I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

by Old Dog Zero One March 23, 2022

procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke

"I'm a constant procrastitoker "

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastidab

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke

I always procrastidab before I do anything man..

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastitoking

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker

I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019