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Procrast-ubator 

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.
Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!
Procrast-ubator by Ethetic June 11, 2014

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework
Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.
Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

procrastiplanting 

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.
I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke
"I'm a constant procrastitoker "
procrastitoker by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastidab 

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke
I always procrastidab before I do anything man..
procrastidab by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastitoking 

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker
I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?
procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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