Procrast-ubator

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.

Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!

by Ethetic June 11, 2014

procrastubator

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.

1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."

by Dr. Freeze January 4, 2009

procrasturbator

Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.

Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.

by Partyup4269 June 1, 2009

Procrastibator

Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."

Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

by [tosser] October 14, 2008

Procrastibator

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

by krakadoom October 21, 2008

Procrastubator

A guy who never finishes tasks often over thinking the job, as there's always something more satisfying to attend to like long internet "research".

Hey Toby bud, you finished that guide you started building?
Na mate, I've been on the internet looking into what exhaust looks best on my bike and other important stuff.

FFS Toby lad, you are such a procrastubator just finish one thing, it can be your legacy!

by Davielad April 30, 2019

Procrastibator

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.

That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow

by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011