procrastiplanting 

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.

I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

procrastiplanting by Old Dog Zero One March 23, 2022

procrastiplanning 

noun. The act of putting off tasks of high priority and replacing them with the organisation and planning of low-priority or incidental activities.

instead of studying for my exam, I spent the whole afternoon procrastiplanning the after-exam party.

procrastiplanning by surlycamp June 22, 2011

Procrastipainting

The act of doing absolutely anything other than starting your DIY paint project.

“Honey, you need to stop procrastipainting and actually paint that bedroom like you said you would!”

“Those swatches have been taped to our kitchen wall for over 3 months now. Don't procrastipaint away another weekend.”

Procrastipainting by Glidden November 28, 2018

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

procrastipating by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004