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Charlie Prockter 

OOOh hes a bit of a Charlie Prockter. RAWR
Charlie Prockter by axob February 28, 2021
A Procter is the type of person to get very angry very quickly when in an argument about a shit football team.

Procters are often short but can stand up for themselves when needed.

They always have very hot friends.
Friend 1: "Oi you! You're short and u support the Reds... ew!"
Friend 2: "GRRRRRRRRRR I hate you and I touched your Mother!"
Friend 1: "Calm down mate... don't be such a Procter."

Prickter Scale 

A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.
Example: "How dare he scream at you like that. Wow, he's a total 10.5 on the prickter scale!"

Proctered 

Failing to meet academic deadlines or standards due to laziness, football manager and making sandwiches.
Sorry I'm 47 years late with that sub-6 year old level of work guys. I've absolutely Proctered it.
Proctered by Kpaxmo March 6, 2015

procterian

belief that god is an asshole
I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it
procterian by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016