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proctered 

the act of having your super-sweet sunglasses stolen
damn homie, sarah just proctered me. imma go beat dat bitch up ya heard
proctered by arablazin February 10, 2008

Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator
Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

proceeds 

earnings obtained from an event or activity.
looking at the proceeds of rap music on my wrist (watch)”

proctored 

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.
Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!
proctored by avl November 11, 2008

Proceed deep into the heavy 

To continue a night of drinking even though the bars are closing. Usually involves a 3am gram of coke and a late night liquor store run. There is no reason for doing this. You will not get laid. You will not feel better about your self but you will do it anyway.

Alan Proctored 

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.
You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"
Alan Proctored by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012