procterian

belief that god is an asshole

I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it

procterian by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016

Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

Elizabeth-Proctoring by JP1692 June 2, 2014

Proterian 

Some one who does not eat carbs or tries to limit there carbohydrate intake.

Scott doesn't eat sandwiches because he is a proterian.

Proterian by A&S Show September 23, 2011

Proctoring

When you hang out with a bunch of hillbillies or people that Support Trump, Drive a Ford, Smell like diesel, Likes guns and has a big ass belt buckle.

Ahh Jalen was out proctoring again last night..

Proctoring by Bobascotch June 24, 2019

proctarian 

Similiar to being Agnostic, a Proctarian believes that while it is possible god exists, it is very likely he's an asshole

After being forced to be a Mormon when younger, Josh grew up hating religion and became a Proctarian

proctarian by Sir_Handel September 12, 2016