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procterian

belief that god is an asshole
I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it
procterian by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016
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Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.
Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

Proterian 

Some one who does not eat carbs or tries to limit there carbohydrate intake.
Scott doesn't eat sandwiches because he is a proterian.
Proterian by A&S Show September 23, 2011

Proctoring

When you hang out with a bunch of hillbillies or people that Support Trump, Drive a Ford, Smell like diesel, Likes guns and has a big ass belt buckle.
Ahh Jalen was out proctoring again last night..
Proctoring by Bobascotch June 24, 2019

proctarian 

Similiar to being Agnostic, a Proctarian believes that while it is possible god exists, it is very likely he's an asshole
After being forced to be a Mormon when younger, Josh grew up hating religion and became a Proctarian
proctarian by Sir_Handel September 12, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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