procterian

belief that god is an asshole

I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it

by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016

Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

by JP1692 June 2, 2014

Proterian

Some one who does not eat carbs or tries to limit there carbohydrate intake.

Scott doesn't eat sandwiches because he is a proterian.

by A&S Show September 23, 2011

Proctoring

When you hang out with a bunch of hillbillies or people that Support Trump, Drive a Ford, Smell like diesel, Likes guns and has a big ass belt buckle.

Ahh Jalen was out proctoring again last night..

by Bobascotch June 24, 2019

proctarian

Similiar to being Agnostic, a Proctarian believes that while it is possible god exists, it is very likely he's an asshole

After being forced to be a Mormon when younger, Josh grew up hating religion and became a Proctarian

by Sir_Handel September 12, 2016