probabish

Probabish is a way to say "probably" with less certainty.

"Im probabish gooing to be there soon."

by Etymology Trash July 22, 2024

Probabilititties

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

Probablistically

Something hipsters will (probablistically) say.
Means probably.

If you're a hipster you'll probablistically end up on latfh.com, or name your cat/bike/child Helvetica.

by Tmape March 17, 2010

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.

The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017

probabibalizing

the act of probabibiling

Henry was in the act of probabibalizing his next move.

by Almostsk8rkid April 12, 2008

probability

The chances of something happening

Hey Dave, what's the probability of rain tonight?

by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening

A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck

by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009