probabilia 

A mythical word

Probabilia means having that “probably” inside of you

probabilia by TheLimist September 10, 2023

Probabilititties 

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

Probabilititties by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

Probablistically 

Something hipsters will (probablistically) say.
Means probably.

If you're a hipster you'll probablistically end up on latfh.com, or name your cat/bike/child Helvetica.

Probablistically by Tmape March 17, 2010

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.

The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

Waifu Probability Potential by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017

Probabli 

conjuction word combining "probably" and "why".

Him: my head hurts
Her: Why?
Him: because i hit it on a wall
Her: that's probabli

Probabli by AJacks43 May 30, 2018

prosability 

When there is both probability and possibility of something happening

If your girlfriend doesn't want to move where you live, there is a high prosability that you will move to where she is because you are pussy whipped.

prosability by Nadgar February 18, 2014

probabibalizing

the act of probabibiling

Henry was in the act of probabibalizing his next move.

probabibalizing by Almostsk8rkid April 12, 2008