by nick_g August 02, 2010
Witness Protection Program: (W–P–P)
Verb: The act of hooking up with someone in secret, or with someone that you wouldn't want friends to know about. Synonym: Hollering.
e.g. (1) Jess, you didn't come out last night or return our calls, were you WPP?
Noun: The person that you are hooking up with in secret or that you wouldn’t want friends to know. Synonym: Special Friend.
e.g. (1) Michelle, does your WPP still have a girlfriend?
Adjective: Used to describe a situation, person or event in regards to hooking up in secret.
e.g. (1) Liz, tell me about the new WPP boyfriend.
Adverb: Similar to the adjective usage, this typically describes the act of how someone is being with their secret hookups.
e.g. (1) Monica, you need to stop being WPP with your ex-boyfriends.
Verb: The act of hooking up with someone in secret, or with someone that you wouldn't want friends to know about. Synonym: Hollering.
e.g. (1) Jess, you didn't come out last night or return our calls, were you WPP?
Noun: The person that you are hooking up with in secret or that you wouldn’t want friends to know. Synonym: Special Friend.
e.g. (1) Michelle, does your WPP still have a girlfriend?
Adjective: Used to describe a situation, person or event in regards to hooking up in secret.
e.g. (1) Liz, tell me about the new WPP boyfriend.
Adverb: Similar to the adjective usage, this typically describes the act of how someone is being with their secret hookups.
e.g. (1) Monica, you need to stop being WPP with your ex-boyfriends.
by wpp March 23, 2009
WPP is White People Problems. It's the act of doing something incredibly stupid and then panicking about it. They should have never put themselves in the situation.
Going cage diving with a non reputable boat and crew and you end up barely surviving or you die. That's WPP.
Hiking in the woods without checking the weather or taking a compass and get completely lost and have hypothermia... That's WPP.
Climbing a mountain by yourself and getting caught in an avalanche... That's WPP.
Hiking in the woods without checking the weather or taking a compass and get completely lost and have hypothermia... That's WPP.
Climbing a mountain by yourself and getting caught in an avalanche... That's WPP.
by Okay_Then... March 16, 2022
Person 1: Hey can I poke your weenus
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: *pokes weenus*
Person 2: Ohhhhh yeahhhhh ohhhhhh yeahhhhh
Person 1: we are the WPP
Person 2: yes pls
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: *pokes weenus*
Person 2: Ohhhhh yeahhhhh ohhhhhh yeahhhhh
Person 1: we are the WPP
Person 2: yes pls
by HubbleTheSquid April 23, 2019
by Baitrix August 18, 2020
by The Grammar Nazi December 10, 2001
WPP also known as "White Pussy Parade". Term associated with a non-white male who has successfully hooked up with one or multiple white women. Most commonly used in association with an ethnicity that is not known to hook up or is stereotypically unpopular with white females (e.g., Asian, Indian).
by WPPKilla January 27, 2010