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prisonbitch 

A man or woman who gets sexually abused by another man or woman in jail.
Don't fuck with me or you'll become my prisonbitch.
prisonbitch by Dick March 6, 2005

prisonity 

To lose your anal virginity in Prison
Leroy: " Damn man I took that fish's prisonity in two seconds flat!"
Tom : Yeah and he bled for a week!"
prisonity by Nielskin June 5, 2007

prisonball 

A variation of dodgeball played with two mats, one on each side of the court, gym, etc. When players get out, they go to the mat (or prison) on the other side of the court. To get back in the game, they must catch a ball thrown from a teammate on the other side. The game continues until an entire team is in prison, making the opposing team the winner.
We lost the game of prisonball because we couldn't get anyone out of jail/prison.
prisonball by jmess May 22, 2006

Prisonbitching 

To rape the crap out of someone. Esp. sodomize or face-rape.
I saw Catallus prisonbitching the shit out of Furius and Aurelius after they called him a wimp.
Prisonbitching by poemsofcatullus November 7, 2010

Prisonary 

A variation on the game Pictionary, however, concerned fully with the theme of Prison. Thus, Prisonary.
Tim: A man is bent over bleeding
Eric: Ya.
Tim: And you drew a screw plus a piece of cloth
Eric: Ya.
Tim: Is it a shiv?
ERIC: PRISONARY!
Prisonary by Zoroasteros December 3, 2010

prisonbait

A step above jailbait. A preteen girl who dresses in slutty clothing making you want to bang her. But of course if you do, you'll likely end up serving 10-20 years in prison as a child molester, so be warned.
Guy 1 - "Barack Obama's daughter is hot."

Guy 2 - "Dude, she's like 11 years old! You'd better not be looking at her 'cause she's prisonbait man."
prisonbait by Patbenatar January 26, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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