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poisonbob

A person who wins or kills anyone in any game. This person gets 1st place 99.99999% of the time and is capable of making a losing team win. Many people get jealous of the player and start cursing him, but this just makes the player get even more points/kills.
Person A: Yes 1 first!
Person B: No your not, check again.
Person A: God Damn, that poisonbob beat me again.
Person B: He also got 2 twice your score LOL!
Person A: -_-
by poisonbob February 14, 2012
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poisonhole

A disparaging term used for an anal aperture that is intolerably stinky.
My dear, I do believe that your adorable little puppy may have poisonhole!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021
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prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.
If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.
by Dick March 6, 2005
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)
by Nick D March 6, 2003
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poisonous wallflower

Usually a girl, commonly found playing online games.

With all the qualities of a normal wallflower, this type of person is seemingly shy with low self-esteem, soft spoken, with average attractiveness.

Because they seem like such a decent person, you have no qualms about sharing your life story or dickpics with them.

HOWEVER. Once you're lulled into the false sense of security the poisonous wallflower projects, they viciously use this information against you in various ways that aren't always apparent.

How to spot a poisonous wallflower:
-Has many friends of the opposite gender on the internet, because at heart, they're an attention whore
-Deems themselves 'awkward', yet is able to spot a social faux pas easily
-Soft or quiet voice, uses a lot of flowery language to cover up their ill intentions
-Easily forgivable
-Has extensive knowledge of 4chan related things, yet seems very innocent
-Curses a lot when typing, but usually not over any voice services such as skype or teamspeak
-Adept at leading people on

The best way to deal with a poisonous wallflower is to deny them attention, namely blocking or ignoring them. If you try to show the world their evil ways, they'll turn it into a "victim" situation, where you're the one in the wrong.
Neil: "Sara is actually pretty cool for a girl gamer."
"Don't fall for it bro, she's actually a cold-hearted poisonous wallflower who will pretend she cares about you before casually admitting she hates you."
Neil: "Nahh dude, she's chill I swear."

Two weeks later, Neil committed suicide.
by senpaisan September 8, 2013
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poisonous asshole

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.
I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.
No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.
by Matt Fox February 28, 2005
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