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1. n00bs.
2. Annoying retarded monkeys.
3. People who think "new school" music is the best. See poser.
4. People on online games that attack you and kill you while you are trying to do something important tht doesn't involve them.
5. AIs in certain games that you can't see that attack you from behind or other areas while you are low on life.
6. People on Urban Dictionary that post shortened versions of great defintions where they copy everything the person before them said.
1. "That prick on Runescape keeps asking to trade."-The Omega Master
2. "w00t i is da 1337est"-Prick
"Go away you prick."-The Omega Master
3. "Did you hear the latest Linkin Park?"-Prick
"Did you know you were a cock-sucking prick?"-The Omega Master
4. "Did that prick in the wildy kill you again?"-ASP
"*nods**sniff*"-The Omega Master
5. "Playing MGS3?"-Mike
"Yup"-The Omega Master
"Oh! Go kill that guy!"-Mike
"You see, I could if I could find the fucking prick!"-The Omega Master
6. "How many pricks posted brb!?"-ASP
Pricks by -The Omega Master February 26, 2005
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pricks fix

To set the terms of a deal in which one side (usually yours) is far more beneficial. It is generally dicking someone over when deciding how a deal or event will play out. Used in Bad Santa by Bernie Mac when he dicks Billy Bob & the midget out of half their loot.
"This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix!"
pricks fix by Camaro829 December 25, 2009

Pricks Bastard 

A person who is terribly mean, rude, offensive, unfriendly, etc.

Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.
He cheated on me so many times, fucking pricks bastard.
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!
Pricks Bastard by monolisa July 29, 2011

Pricks on sticks 

Piss take name for Skiers
The slopes were full of pricks on sticks
Pricks on sticks by 3in7 November 28, 2006

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Chicks before Pricks 

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Equal in meaning. Putting your female friends before your booty calls/bfs/exes etc.

There is also Chicks before Dicks, but this sounds better.
Jannett's Ex bf: Hey Jan, you wanna get together tonight?
Jannett: Hell no, I got a girls night out tonight. Chicks before Pricks.
Chicks before Pricks by Polar57 January 28, 2012

Grand Pricks 

A Grandpa who thinks he's studly.
Many Grand Pricks drive Grand Prixs.
Grand Pricks by Carman Guya January 7, 2007
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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