Someone who is so prudish that they are elected the Mayor by other prudes.This person usually wears leggings with knee length skirts and turtlenecks. They say "EWWWW" if anything sexual is even implied.They are always unconsciously covering their cleavage with their hand.These ppl are usually females but can be males. You know they are the mayor when other prudes look at them with a look of incredulity. They think they are being whorish if even a sliver of cleavage is showing.
Prude Candidate: Okay I'm gonna go change, you can see my ankles in this dress!
Prude Citizen: You are now officially Mayor of Prudeville!
Mayor of Prudeville: I willwork my hardest to make everyone look as unsexy as possible!
Located in Louisiana, it is one of the worst cities in America to live in if you have any hope for a decent future. 3/4 of the jobs are minimum wage, where all the roads are bumpy, nothing to do, and where its city officials would rather build another Walmart in an area already sorely congested by traffic, than a movie theater (it has none). It is also a well known drug area in Louisiana, which makes sense because most people have to get on drugs to escape the overwhelming boredom that comes with living here.
If you live in Pineville, may God have mercy on your soul, because it will take mercy to get out of that town.
Best small town in Central Oregon, best known for its yearly rodeo, and cowboy roots, mainly farm and ranch lands; surounded by high moutains and plateaus.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."