pretweet

When someone "tweets" on Twitter the second part of what they had to say first because their statement was longer than 140 characters. So when their followers read it, the two tweets read down uninterrupted, and consequentially make more sense.

I had to tweet about the movie I saw, But I just couldn't shorten it to 140 characters. So I pretweeted.

pretweet by ScottNash April 4, 2010

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

peter petweeter by geniusH August 6, 2006

Pretween 

Bullshit word used to describe all sixth-graders. This word is also used to cancel dating and crushes among fifth- and sixth-graders, even though they'd say it's cute if they're any younger.

Girl 1: "I really like John, but Sammy's just so cute."
Boy 1: "But isn't Sammy dating—"
Teacher: "No, you don't like anyone and you aren't dating anyone—you're just pretweens."
Boy 2: "Did you just say pre-TWEEN?"
Girl 2: "She did!"
Boy 3: "But that doesn't exist."

Pretween by Dr. A. February 24, 2020

poetweet 

A form of poetry which consists of exactly 140 characters. There is no reference to rhyme or rhythm, only 140 characters exactly. All words must be spelled out, no short cuts such as "ur" for "you are" or "b4" for "before." And definitely no "lol"! Normal contractions are allowed.

Here is an example of poetweet: Of all the sights I see, there is none so beautiful as your shadow. Knowing you're near, and the sun is shining is enough for me. Beautiful.

poetweet by PastorGlen July 8, 2010

pretween 

something made by 10-12 year olds to make fun of little kids

8 Year old: *Spills paint all over the floor*
12 Year old: OMG ur such a pretween!!!!!!!!!!!

pretween by uwusmolpotato June 23, 2021

pre-tweet 

The act of pausing to edit you speech so as to avoid people hating you on Twitter.

Friend 1: “I can not believe how pissed she got about what I tweeted!! Cripes, it was obvious I didn’t mean it that way!!!”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”

pre-tweet by DrewRecDJ October 31, 2021