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Pretween 

Bullshit word used to describe all sixth-graders. This word is also used to cancel dating and crushes among fifth- and sixth-graders, even though they'd say it's cute if they're any younger.
Girl 1: "I really like John, but Sammy's just so cute."
Boy 1: "But isn't Sammy dating—"
Teacher: "No, you don't like anyone and you aren't dating anyone—you're just pretweens."
Boy 2: "Did you just say pre-TWEEN?"
Girl 2: "She did!"
Boy 3: "But that doesn't exist."
Pretween by Dr. A. February 24, 2020
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pretween 

something made by 10-12 year olds to make fun of little kids
8 Year old: *Spills paint all over the floor*
12 Year old: OMG ur such a pretween!!!!!!!!!!!
pretween by uwusmolpotato June 23, 2021
There are way too many preteens on here writing a definition for it so here's a real one:
A preteen is someone from ages 9-12
thats it. Thats literally it. No one is talking about stereotypes. A preteen is someone 9-12. The End.
My cousin is a preteen.
So he's 9-12 years old?
Yup
preteen by vilit February 18, 2021

preteens 

Children roughly between 9 to 13 years old.
To help define 'preteens,' Miley tweeted this adorable picture of herself as a toothy preteen with tangled hair, generating a lot of 'awws' from followers.
preteens by PoppaCrumpalicious February 12, 2018

Pre-tween 

A child younger than ten, who is beginning to exhibit some of the behaviors usually associated with pre-teens or tweens (ten- to twelve-year-olds).
Hana gave her father the pre-tween hairy eyeball look.

Eight-year-old Mary was rapidly becoming more pre-tween, watching the Disney Channel nonstop.
Pre-tween by stonequay January 2, 2013
The age group that is 10-12 years of age. The people in this age group are stereotyped to TiPpE lyKKE DIIIZZZZZ! OMG!!!! and to like disney channel. They are also stereotyped to be teenage wannabes. I am 10 years old and I will clarify: we are not all like the idiotic nincompoops that are our age group's figureheads. Seriously: I don't wear Abercrombie clothes because they are cool: I wear them because they are comfortable. (And my mom buys them for me.) I have hated disney channel shows since I saw Hannah Montana for the first time. I don't smear makeup all over my face or act/look like a stripper.
So please, ladies and gentleman of the internet. Don't stereotype us. Thank you.

-Preteen
stereotype preeteen: OMG GuuRlFRiEENd!! DiD U SeE dA neW HaNNaH MonTanA? dAT WaS Liike SOoooOoOooO SwAAgy!
Real preteen: Did you see what happened today near school? It was all over the news! And we were eyewitnesses! It's so amazing!
preteen by ladida123 September 6, 2013
A lot of the definitions have been corrected by actual preteens - but most of them are from 10 years ago - but it needs a modern remake, I am 11 and most of us just talk about the games that we like or talk about school. A lot of us write in good English but there are some who's English is a little behind, for example they make a lot of incorrect spellings, that doesn't mean they fit into the stereotypes, it just means they need help in English.
Some might be hyperactive but that's them and doesn't mean all preteens are hyperactive, I personally don't see a lot of hyperactive people my age.
Some people might try to act hard but most preteens just laugh it off and most of the time they do that once, just remember that not all preteens fit into the stereotype and some are normal people, some might be mature, some might be hyperactive, and that's them.
Older Person: EW a preteen get away

Me: you what?
preteen by Milkiekid April 9, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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