by uwusmolpotato June 23, 2021
Bullshit word used to describe all sixth-graders. This word is also used to cancel dating and crushes among fifth- and sixth-graders, even though they'd say it's cute if they're any younger.
Girl 1: "I really like John, but Sammy's just so cute."
Boy 1: "But isn't Sammy dating—"
Teacher: "No, you don't like anyone and you aren't dating anyone—you're just pretweens."
Boy 2: "Did you just say pre-TWEEN?"
Girl 2: "She did!"
Boy 3: "But that doesn't exist."
Boy 1: "But isn't Sammy dating—"
Teacher: "No, you don't like anyone and you aren't dating anyone—you're just pretweens."
Boy 2: "Did you just say pre-TWEEN?"
Girl 2: "She did!"
Boy 3: "But that doesn't exist."
by Dr. A. February 24, 2020