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preoccuply 

To answer absent-mindedly.
Preoccuply (From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross):

"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.

"Fine," George preoccuplied. "You mean the board...? How am I doing on the board?"

"Okay," Ricky said, slightly bewildered. "The board."

"I'm fucked on the board!"
preoccuply by Worgus June 27, 2008
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Preoccuparked 

The condition of being so concerned about getting a parking ticket based on where, or how, you parked your car that you can't enjoy the function that you are attending.
John, I asked you a question...
Oh, sorry, I'm preoccuparked...
Preoccuparked by SGIGS April 11, 2011

Preoccupation Pacing 

A phenomenon in which a person paces while doing a task such as brushing teeth, talking on the phone, texting, or thinking.
Danny had a case of preoccupation pacing while he was on the phone with his ex-girlfriend.
Preoccupation Pacing by dumda November 4, 2011

Preoccupied 

(verb) having sex or making out. Basically just spending some good ol’ one on one bedroom time while your homies are doing something else.
Person 1: Hey man, did Miguel come to the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, he was preoccupied with Samantha.
Person 1: Sweet bro.
Preoccupied by skittythecute July 9, 2018

Preoccupated 

Preoccupated - so incredibly mentally involved in thought that you are or look constipated.
I was so preoccupated it made me sick to my stomach.
Preoccupated by Real_Whirled October 18, 2010

Perfectly preoccupied

To be perfectly preoccupied, means to be in a state where everything in your life needs all your needs, wants, desires and all the very necessary in-betweens of these things. It means you have everything you want in life. You might be incredibly busy, you might even be tired or find life stressful, but you couldn't be more content because you have everything that truly meets your needs, and doesn't provide you with too much or too little.

For example, some people might very much like to indulge in movies for extended lengths of time. They may choose movies that fill them with the absolute most possible excitement, and in doing so actually make them uncomfortable, due to being in human nature, this is something that was largely difficult to achieve before modern technology. Fortunately or unfortunately, this is not the meaning of this term.

It is more so used to describe a genuine state of contentment. For example, you may struggle with your job, but somehow miraculously manage to achieve any and every single goal you've set out to achieve, albeit how unrealistic you thought it would be to do so. Not only that, but you also managed to file your tax nobody would help you with, had your favourite meal, saw your friends, and are at a point in life where everything is meticulously organised. For some, this may be the definition of this term. For others it may be something of a similar nature.
Person working in Restaurant: Hey, how's your day going?
Customer: Well, perfectly preoccupied to be honest. Keeping myself busy, and very much so looking forward to eating at your fine dining establishment!
Person working in Restaruant: Well, gee's. I'm flustered. What will it be for today?
Perfectly preoccupied by levimichael September 29, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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