Definitions by skittythecute

call dibs 

Slang for proposing to your significant other.

Guy 1: Dude are you gonna call dibs on Abby? You guys have been together for like 6 years.
Guy 2: Not right now, but maybe after I graduate college.

Guy 1: You’ve been together forever, you might as well, but ok.

call dibs by skittythecute March 15, 2020

Preoccupied 

(verb) having sex or making out. Basically just spending some good ol’ one on one bedroom time while your homies are doing something else.

Person 1: Hey man, did Miguel come to the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, he was preoccupied with Samantha.
Person 1: Sweet bro.

Preoccupied by skittythecute July 9, 2018

Giving the Cat a Bath 

When your pussy gets really wet

When I watch porn, I'm giving the cat a bath

Giving the Cat a Bath by skittythecute April 7, 2016