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Drunktionality

Noun - The ability to perform regular functions with stellar accuracy while completely intoxicated. Or so you think:)

Check out the drunktionality on that guy!!! Not one drop spilled but he's gonna need stitches:)

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Preoccupated - so incredibly mentally involved in thought that you are or look constipated.

I was so preoccupated it made me sick to my stomach.

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