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(n) a freestyle rap that was written ahead of time; a rap written in advance and falsely represented as extemporaneous to make the rapper appear more talented and quick witted than he actually is.
the word is a play on pre-made and lemonade, and must be used in context of drinking imagery.
Amazed by the flawless structure of the Suburbico's freestyle, Sand Dolla accused him of trying to serve the crowd a tall glass of premonade.
premonade by Suburbico July 19, 2007
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promenaded 

"To be Promenaded" -to be promised a wonderful pedestrian-friendly main street area by housing developers before you purchase their expensive homes - then to have that promise disappear after they have banked your money.

To be duped, tricked, lied to, deceived or by (someone) by being cunning or skillful.
"buyers can be tricked by savvy sellers"
synonyms: deceive, delude, hoodwink, mislead, take in, dupe, fool, double-cross, cheat, defraud, swindle, gull, hoax, bamboozle, entrap;

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use deception to make someone do (something).
"he tricked her into parting with the money"
use deception to deprive someone of (something).
"the king was tricked out of his land"

The city of Dublin, California was most definitely promenaded in the neighborhoods off Tassajara in the early 21st century.
The city of DiRanchtown, California was most definitely promenaded in the neighborhoods off Tassajara in the early 21st century. But then fortunately for the residents, the community fought back.
promenaded by KittywithaK May 23, 2014
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Preponderance 

the quality or fact of being greater in number, quantity, or importance
"the preponderance of women among older people"
Preponderance by The queen herself February 20, 2015
A pre-arranged group of people who will do an activity together. Often used in MMORPG's
"Hey, are you in a premade (group)"
premade by Kyuti August 15, 2006

Promenade 

The married couple went through a park during a promenade.
Promenade by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

worst premade ever 

a group of individuals that are "really good at playing games". they make funny video compilations to show how "good" they are at games. there are 4 main people on this group. one named Cath, one named Ellis, one named Alex, and one named Jake.
have you seen worst premade ever on twitch yet, they are the "best" at gaming.
A term used on call of duty when one has an impressive grenade kill.
We're losing A!

**throws grenade, gets kill**

Ewww what a pronade.
Pronade by TZRISAWESOME February 20, 2011