prehardon 

The state of being neither fully flaccid nor fully erect in the male penis. Most often used in the sense of moving towards an erection rather than loosing one.

Semi-erect penis - not yet suitable for entry into the female vagina or male anus, but suitable (and some would say preferably) erect for the purpose of fellatio.

Not to be confused with limp cock or impotence - a prehardon is thestage before the hardon or erection occurs.

I had a prehardon all night knowing that he was going to take me to his place and fuck my arse all night.

She kept flashing her tits at me and I either had a hardon or prehardon all night.

See also hardon.

prehardon by Bangass July 23, 2008

premadonna 

A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.

I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.

Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.

Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.

premadonna by NCKnobster April 21, 2011

Prehormonalcunnilingusitis 

One whose loins burn for those of under the age of 13.

This 49 year old male has the Prehormonalcunnilingusitis for Sarah, by the way she's in grade 7.

Prehormonalcunnilingusitis by Marcio Sargento June 18, 2007

PreMadonna 

An individual who focuses more on the prestige and admiration of onlookers rather than the art itself. Wanting to wear the black belt above having an actual love of the martial art. Desiring to be a ballerina or a beautiful singer or an amazing gymnast, handed bouquets, in the spot light and wishing for that same admiration she has seen other artists receive without appreciation or an understanding of the work and self sacrifice that it took to get there.

After America watched the women’s gymnastics team win Olympic gold in heroic fashion, gymnastics clubs around the nation became temporarily filled with PreMadonna children, inspired by such a feat.

PreMadonna by SiberianDoronzo July 17, 2019

Preparroni 

trend whore
pizza

A prep.

A girl or boy who thinks they are better than everyone else just because they think they are pretty when they aren't and they seem to be popular and perfect, when they aren't. They are the race of retards who are racist against goths, trendwhores, punk rockers, retards, and everyone else who are in their little "clicks".

Yeah, I'd like extra preparroni on my pizza, please!
Uh-excuse me?

Preparroni by DuoYuy September 29, 2005

Premadonna 

A time period before madonna, where life was bland, depressing, and shitty all around. Calling a person a premadonna would insult them as if they r from a time period before madonna was born. Similar to BC and AD. This is more like PM.

Shelly: oh em ge kelly look at how ugly emily's dress is..
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!

Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!

Premadonna by SandNig01 March 10, 2016

Prehard

When you're feeling it coming on!

"Yo bro u good?"
"Nah bro I think I'm prehard..."
"Uh oh check yo pants!"

Prehard by Iocococoman May 5, 2026