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premadonna 

A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.
I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.

Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.

Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
premadonna by NCKnobster April 21, 2011
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PreMadonna 

An individual who focuses more on the prestige and admiration of onlookers rather than the art itself. Wanting to wear the black belt above having an actual love of the martial art. Desiring to be a ballerina or a beautiful singer or an amazing gymnast, handed bouquets, in the spot light and wishing for that same admiration she has seen other artists receive without appreciation or an understanding of the work and self sacrifice that it took to get there.
After America watched the women’s gymnastics team win Olympic gold in heroic fashion, gymnastics clubs around the nation became temporarily filled with PreMadonna children, inspired by such a feat.

Premadonna 

A time period before madonna, where life was bland, depressing, and shitty all around. Calling a person a premadonna would insult them as if they r from a time period before madonna was born. Similar to BC and AD. This is more like PM.
Shelly: oh em ge kelly look at how ugly emily's dress is..
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!

Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!
Premadonna by SandNig01 March 10, 2016

marijuana primadonna 

1. Female who remains the most high.
2. Royal Highness of Hemp.
3. Queen of green.
Little Mons chick have you seen her, the Marijuana Primadonna i wouldnt be able to out smoke her.
marijuana primadonna by maddgirl December 28, 2017

pre-madonna 

Used by idiots who do not know the real phrase is prima donna.
There's no waiting for correct lighting or pre-Madonna stars and special effects are the wildest and cheapest possible.
pre-madonna by Trench January 4, 2004

Primadonna

The #2 best song by Marina & The Diamonds. Also, can be dangerously addictive when you listen to it.
Did you listen to Primadonna? it’s a fucking banger mate

primadonno 

The male version of primadonna.

1. A rich, successful man.

2. A man who has giant ego, a divo, uses his friends or his girlfriend for money.
I love your work, keep it up primadonno!

My friend is such a primadonno, he keeps on asking me for money favors.
primadonno by needyjapan April 12, 2019