prectum

prectum The area between a mans prick and his rectum!
taint

Holy shit! I wiped my ass and got shit on my prectum!

by clittyliquor June 6, 2007

PRECUM

The clear viscous fluid that is expelled through the penis when aroused provide lubrication

My cock gets hard and leaks precum

by Kokky PRECUM February 3, 2020

Pectum

The area between the penis and the rectum (or anus).

As my bicycle came back to earth after my kick-ass jump, I couldn't get my butt back onto the seat and totally smashed my pectum on the crossbar. Ouch.

by stu513 October 9, 2009

Precum

Precum is a warm fluid which is released from the tiny hole in the tip of a man's penis during sexual stimulation. It functions as a lubricant for the urethra.
Contrary to popular belief, it can indeed make someone pregnant even if just the tip near outside of vaginal entry!

It was our first night pantsless and I put my penis by her tight vaginal entrance for only several seconds. She later told me that my precum alone had made me a father!

by DoctorBoner March 23, 2020

precum

Precum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled pre-cum.

Sometimes when I masturbate I precum so much that I don't need any other lube.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

Precum baby

An excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don't want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.Everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a precum baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin's babysitter's sister.

Britney: "My sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister had a precum baby."

Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."

by GrammarKnozzy March 27, 2013

Precumdiment

The watery substance that forms on ketchup or other condiments left sitting in the refrigerator for a length of time.

Shake that mustard well, I don't want any of that nasty precumdiment on my slaw dog!

by Fable Vayne April 6, 2013