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The Scarf of Sexual Preference 

A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!

Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?

Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*

Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.
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system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.
Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

scarf of sexual preference

Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.
A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."

preference 

Preference is when you prefer something more than the other like liking ice cream over cake but you would still eat cake. Preference IS NOT liking a skin tone/race over an skin tone /race.
“I only like lightskins,darkskin be ghetto & loud.” Says darkskin Jamal
“Nah man that’s colorist.” Says white boi Daniel
“It’s just preference”says Jamal
“It’s not” says Daniel
“I like grapes more than apples.”
“Yeah grapes are great,apples are good too but I just like grapes more.”
preference by TweeterFingerz June 16, 2020

struggle preference 

This term mainly refers to white women that are tricked by black men with an inferiority complex into believing that they prefer white women to black women. They date these black men and are brainwashed into thinking they are better than black women. These women are usually obese and insecure and as a result of not meeting the weight standard of white men in their community go over to the black community to compete with black women for black men. This gives them a false sense of importance and relevance. They believe that because they possess white skin that black men will treat them better than they treat black women. But they are met with a rude awakening when they find out that they got the same black man that black women get. They support the black men financially, are left single moms to half black children then take to social media, i.e. TikTok, to complain about their their deadbeat black baby daddies. This type of black man is typically described as a struggle dusty therefore the "preferred" white woman is a struggle preference.
Struggle preference: "Oh, my God, Becky. Tyrone is treating me the same way he treated his ex black girlfriends. He doesn't pay child support for our three daughters and he never visits them!"

Becky: "Wow. That is totally insane. I thought he said you were, like, more submissive and feminine than his black girlfriends..."

Struggle preference: "I know, right?! He made me think I was better. I'm starting to think it was all a lie. I feel used. I believed him so I supported him financially for two years while was unemployed!"

Becky: "So, okay, I didn't want to tell you this before you guys broke up but I totally saw him kissing a black girl at Six Flags while you were away visiting your parents in Vermont...while you were pregnant!

Struggle preference: Goes on TikTok to complain about the struggle dusty

Politically open sexual preference 

aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of what their political identity is
Brianna identifies as being a supporter of the Green Rainbow Party, but she is sexually attracted to other people, even if they have a different political identity from her. She has a politically open sexual preference.

liquidity preference 

*noun*; the tendency for the public to want to hold income in cash relative to its willingness to hold it as interest-bearing savings (bonds).

The liquidity preference is analogous to a supply curve for lendable funds. If the price for lendable funds--that is to say, the interest rate--is high, then the amount be be large. If the interest rate is low, then the public will be more inclined to hoard income as cash.

Income held as cash is not spent on goods and services, so if the amount increases abruptly then there will be a recession. If it is held in some interest-bearing form, then it can be spent on fixed capital, thereby increasing output and employment.

During a recession, if the liquidity preference is high, a lot of money is going to be held as cash. One could free up some cash for job-creating investment by raising interest rates, but that would eradicate a lot of business opportunities. So monetary authorities monetize debt instead, creating a new supply of credit to replace the savings lost by falling interest rates.
...An individual’s liquidity preference is given by a schedule of the amounts of his resources, valued in terms of money or of wage-units, which he will wish to retain in the form of money....

John M. Keynes, *General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money* (1936), Ch.13
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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