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precautionary wizz 

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity
Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

Precautionary Pepto 

A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.
1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.

Precautionary poo 

The kinda dump you have before going out for a meal, or a night out on the lash etc
Brb man, gotta go for a precautionary poo, don't wanna be turtlin' all night!
Precautionary poo by M_R_B May 9, 2009

Precautionary Principle 

The idea that if the consequences are unknown and may cause harm or negative consequences, it is best to avoid making that decision or to proceed with caution.
Since the effect of CO2 emissions on the climate is still unclear, it is best to use the precautionary principle.

Precautionary Pre-Game 

To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement that may or may not be happening in order to make it more enjoyable. Similar to the standard Pre-Game.
Michael: I'm gonna start drinking, might be going out tonight.

Alex: Ah, a Precautionary Pre-Game.

Precautionary Shave 

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.
"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."
Precautionary Shave by Vegita September 12, 2016