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A clear, slightly gooey fluid produced by the bulbourethral glands (namely the cowpers gland) in human males. The fluid serves to lubricate and de-acidify the urethra for the impending deluge of semen. Also serves to remove any "foreign matter" from the urethra. Can carry residual sperm from recent ejaculations.
Michelle spit out Jasons pre cum because it tasted like piss.
pre cum by moffetts December 9, 2008
Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.
When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.
pre-cum by the other theo June 28, 2004
Clear lubricating fluid secreted from penis after arousal.
Precum oozed from his throbbing cock head.
pre-cum by Vega$ Bill November 28, 2002
The clear liquid that exudes from many squeezable ketchup containers.
Every time I try to eat a hot dog, I get pre-cum on my meal. And that's why you shake the ketchup
Pre-cum by Hunt Heinz May 16, 2007
Some juice that makes your dick pipe smooth
W: we should use a condom.
M: no, we don't have to until the end.
W: doesn't pre-cum have sperm?
M: no it's some juice that makes your dick pipe smooth.
W: bye.
pre-cum by "Sean" October 25, 2019
pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.
When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!
pre-cum by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
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