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praycheck 

what you get on a weekly or bi-weekly basis for services rendered and you 1) pray it'll clear, or 2) pray it'll cover all your bills.
"Man I hope my praycheck is good this week. Last time I walked into the bank they laughed at me when they saw who it was from"
or
"God, I hope my praycheck'll cover my car payment... I don't want it to get repossessed again."
praycheck by kennykenalot January 2, 2009
Words you can keep

Chase After Your Paycheck Bank 

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.
Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

paycheck crew 

From the game PAYDAY 2
A group who tries to copy the Payday crew but can't even pull off a simple heist. Known for buying shitty bootleg masks from shady sources. Crew members:
Dollops
Cherries
Huckleberry
Waffle
The paycheck crew is a shitty ripoff of the payday gang
paycheck crew by Tyler the Beast February 14, 2017

whole paycheck 

it is so expensive to go to whole foods, i just call it whole paycheck
i think i'll stop at whole paycheck for some samples.
whole paycheck by tripleniple March 17, 2009

YA MOTHA'S PAYCHECK 

the act of stealing your mother's paycheck and/or income tax return ; usually because i'm giving her the meat stick.
JAMES: Hey Dave, wanna come to the bar this weekend?
DAVE: Ooo i would like to.......right after i spend ya motha's paycheck!

Johnny paycheck 

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "
I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.
Johnny paycheck by ttjasi November 9, 2013

paycheck 

n. money with your name on it that comes on the 15th of every month. also, a card counting mnenomic for a true count of +15 in blackjack, meaning it's time to bet the mortgage.
herbs: just got my paycheck.
slavin: ain't that money?
paycheck by khup December 14, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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