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Paychecked 

Inspired by the Johnny Paycheck song "Take This Job And Shove It", where a disgruntled employee tells their boos off when they quit/were fired from their job. Can be applied to any situation where a person quits/is fired from a team or a job.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sharon quit the girls field hockey team?

Person 2: No. What happened?

Person 1: Don't know, but she Paychecked Coach Lattner on her way off the field.
Paychecked by Pork Sword 238 August 5, 2010
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Chase After Your Paycheck Bank 

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.
Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

paycheck crew 

From the game PAYDAY 2
A group who tries to copy the Payday crew but can't even pull off a simple heist. Known for buying shitty bootleg masks from shady sources. Crew members:
Dollops
Cherries
Huckleberry
Waffle
The paycheck crew is a shitty ripoff of the payday gang
paycheck crew by Tyler the Beast February 14, 2017

whole paycheck 

it is so expensive to go to whole foods, i just call it whole paycheck
i think i'll stop at whole paycheck for some samples.
whole paycheck by tripleniple March 17, 2009

YA MOTHA'S PAYCHECK 

the act of stealing your mother's paycheck and/or income tax return ; usually because i'm giving her the meat stick.
JAMES: Hey Dave, wanna come to the bar this weekend?
DAVE: Ooo i would like to.......right after i spend ya motha's paycheck!

Johnny paycheck 

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "
I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.
Johnny paycheck by ttjasi November 9, 2013

paycheck 

n. money with your name on it that comes on the 15th of every month. also, a card counting mnenomic for a true count of +15 in blackjack, meaning it's time to bet the mortgage.
herbs: just got my paycheck.
slavin: ain't that money?
paycheck by khup December 14, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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