1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.
2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.
3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)
Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."
Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."
Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"
Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"