prarson 

Prarsons are the best krunkers😩

Dam that’s one hella good krunker, his name must be prarson

prarson by fukduk123 October 20, 2020

Parson's Law 

Doing something right the first time.

Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.

Parson's Law by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013

Parson Brown 

"Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical angelican priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. "Parson Brown" is not an actual person (though he might have been at some time), but a figure of speech, like "John Doe" is an unidentified male and "Charley" is a watchman. "Parson" by itself means minister.

The classic line from Winter Wonderland:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"
Sure, it sounds like some kind of sexual reference, but its not. It's just a priest asking a couple if they are married. They reply that they are not and that they will wait for him to "do the job" of marrying them when he comes to their town.

Parson Brown by bsmeb October 18, 2006

taking tea with the parson 

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one

1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson

taking tea with the parson by kylet June 27, 2006

Snoop Pearson

Female actress that plays a character named after herself on The Wire. In the series she plays a gangster girl who runs with Marlo Stansfield's crew and is one of his top hitmen, together with Chris Parlow.
She's known for her ice-cold and mercyless attitude when it comes to executing Marlos orders.
She's also a lesbian in the series as well as in real life, she cross-dresses most of de time.
In real life she was born premature to her mom who was crack-addicted. She was raised in a East Baltimore foster home. She was sentenced at the age of 14 for second-degree murder. While in prison she got her GED. Director David Simon states that he picked up Felicia "Snoop" Pearson in a Bmore nightspot and immediately asked her to try out for the role the next day.
She has also appeared in numerous Hip-Hop Videos.

Dude 1: Y'all gon pop out and pop off. Drop who you can.
Youngin: Let's go all westcoast with this.
Snoop Pearson(laughs): Say whut?
Youngin: Like boyz n da hood, drop a nigga and not slo down.
(They start driving, youngin fires shots but hits nobody.)
Snoop Pearson: Ain't even hit none of em, this nigga is wild. (Aims and pops guy that is running away in the head).(Looks at youngin smilin)
FUCK DEM WESTCOAST NIGGAS, CUS IN BMORE WE AIM AND HIT A NIGGA, YA HEARD?!

Snoop Pearson by MarcoD7 October 29, 2008

Alan Parson's Project 

The Alan Parsons Project were a 1970s-80s group founded by Alan Parsons (previously best known as an engineer and producer of groups and singers as diverse as Pink Floyd, Al Stewart and Pilot) and Eric Woolfson, with a shifting line-up of instrumentalists and singers including Colin Blunstone, John Miles, Steve Harley, Lenny Zakatek and Pilot's Iain Bairnson and David Paton. Their albums are all concept-based but eschew the pretentiousness of prog-rock in favour of a more radio-friendly approach, their stated aim being to create music that lends itself equally to headphone and background listening.

"You Don't Believe by the Alan Parson's Project is a great track"
"Actually, they're called the Alan Parsons Project"

Alan Parson's Project by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

Pearson Middle School 

A place where you realize that nobody loves you and you are a piece of shit. The hallways smell like sweaty ass and the teachers are lazy assholes. 8th grade bathrooms smell like juul 24/7 (: Best place to go if you wanna meet a bunch of faggots and clout chasers

"Hey you go to Pearson Middle School?"
"yea it sucks dick harder than your grandma"

Pearson Middle School by fuckmewithajuul March 24, 2019