pozcum

Semen that is HIV-positive, comes from someone with GRIDS.

pozcum tastes like licking a 9v battery

by zybl0re October 26, 2006

porcumine

Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."

Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"

by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005

poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

Poocum

The subsequent substance, which often leaks out, after a man creams in a girls anus

Guy 1: Damn bro she got poocum all over my sheets!
Guy 2: Yeah well that's the price you pay for dumpin in her sewer

by Anal Angel April 20, 2014

Popcum

1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).

*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.

by T.D. Hennessey May 6, 2020

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

Poocum

A codeword for your bros that you need to take a poo and have a wank.

Hey guys I’ll be back soon, gonna have a poocum.

Damn she’s alright I’m going for a poocum.

Damn that beer went through me I’ve gotta take a poocum.

I was having a wank and I farted that was one big poocum

by Lachadam June 12, 2018