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Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."
Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"
porcumine by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005
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poocumber 

A really, really, really large poo.
Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!
poocumber by afrodude June 23, 2006
The subsequent substance, which often leaks out, after a man creams in a girls anus
Guy 1: Damn bro she got poocum all over my sheets!
Guy 2: Yeah well that's the price you pay for dumpin in her sewer
Poocum by Anal Angel April 20, 2014
1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).
*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.
Popcum by T.D. Hennessey May 6, 2020

poocumber 

a large woman's dildo.
Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.
poocumber by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011
A codeword for your bros that you need to take a poo and have a wank.
Hey guys I’ll be back soon, gonna have a poocum.

Damn she’s alright I’m going for a poocum.

Damn that beer went through me I’ve gotta take a poocum.

I was having a wank and I farted that was one big poocum
Poocum by Lachadam June 12, 2018