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1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).
*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.
Popcum by T.D. Hennessey May 6, 2020
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When you put cum to microwave in your oven.
Ned: Hey! I made you some popcum!
Brad: Oh man! What the heck?! Now the smell won't go in ages!
popcum by medicalmechanica June 27, 2010
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Evilator loves to popcum, because he believes his semen tastes like pineapples.
Popcum by Sempermalum September 27, 2018
When you jizz on popcorn to give it extra flavor
Ey Ricky, can you make us some of your delicious popcum?
Popcum by no_dont_please June 30, 2019

Pumpkin Popsums 

A pumpkin popsum is a member of QAnon, as explained by the crazy Alex Jones.
Witches and warlocks and pumpkin popsums. I will not suffer you Q people any longer!
Pumpkin Popsums by A.Sztuka January 12, 2021

Pumpkin Popsums 

A word that Alex Jones from the radio show info wars came up with while in a interview with Jake Angeli aka QAnon Shaman, Q Shaman ,Yellowstone Wolf about his presences at the 2021 storming of the United States Capitol and his thoughts on the Q movement. Alex became angry and said "I'm sick of all these witches and warlocks your full of sh@@ pumpkin popsums I'm sick of it". Calling jake a lier Alex saying that people from the Q movement have said oh there's energy oh now were done with trump, said he was the messiah said he was invincible. I will not suffer you Q people after this I knew what you were day one I know what you are now
"I'm sick of all these witches and warlocks your full of sh@@ pumpkin popsums I'm sick of it".
Pumpkin Popsums by my two cent January 14, 2021
Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."
Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"
porcumine by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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