popcum

When you put cum to microwave in your oven.

Ned: Hey! I made you some popcum!
Brad: Oh man! What the heck?! Now the smell won't go in ages!

by medicalmechanica June 27, 2010

Popcum

1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).

*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.

by T.D. Hennessey May 6, 2020

Popcum

Cumming in ones own mouth.

Evilator loves to popcum, because he believes his semen tastes like pineapples.

by Sempermalum September 27, 2018

Popcum

When you jizz on popcorn to give it extra flavor

Ey Ricky, can you make us some of your delicious popcum?

by no_dont_please June 30, 2019