Poocumo

Pooping than cuming , mixing them together and beat someone with the mixture until they can no lomger walk or speak. They must be at least in a wheelchair after or else it's not poocumo

I poocumo Jason everyday I think he's dead lol

by E8e9 September 30, 2022

poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

Poocum

The subsequent substance, which often leaks out, after a man creams in a girls anus

Guy 1: Damn bro she got poocum all over my sheets!
Guy 2: Yeah well that's the price you pay for dumpin in her sewer

by Anal Angel April 20, 2014

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

Poocum

A codeword for your bros that you need to take a poo and have a wank.

Hey guys I’ll be back soon, gonna have a poocum.

Damn she’s alright I’m going for a poocum.

Damn that beer went through me I’ve gotta take a poocum.

I was having a wank and I farted that was one big poocum

by Lachadam June 12, 2018

poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Poocumber

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

by H3FTI January 8, 2013