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Porcupine Tree
A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.
Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.
Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.
Porcupine Tree by Foofy! June 3, 2011
Related Words
Porcum • porcumine • porchmonkey • porcupine • poocumber • popcum • porcupineapple • Porcupine Tree • Porcupining • Porcupenis
Pornumentary
Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.
The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
Porcupine Tree
Porcupine Tree by el_Sethro September 8, 2005
Rabbit Porcupine
Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.
This term evolves from the TV show psych.
This term evolves from the TV show psych.
Ivory:OMNOMNOM
Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!
Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..
Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!
Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..
Rabbit Porcupine by Claudiolic June 24, 2011
porcupine man
Sonic's newer and shittier design, as opposed to those used in the original, which was more cartoony, and did not look like the bastard child of a porcupine and a man
porcupine man by flooberscoober August 23, 2010
Sweaty porcupine
Sweaty porcupine by LolaJordan December 22, 2019
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