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Porcum

Guy1: Man whats that smell? Did you porcum?

Guy2: Yah sorry i cant control it sometimes
by holomodo November 1, 2011
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Porcupine Tree

A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.

Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.
Porcupine Tree is an awesome band. There is no other opinion. Opinions can be wrong.
by Foofy! June 3, 2011
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Pornumentary

Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.
The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.

Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?

Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!

Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!

Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!

Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
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Porcupine Tree

by el_Sethro September 8, 2005
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Rabbit Porcupine

Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.

This term evolves from the TV show psych.
Ivory:OMNOMNOM

Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!

Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..
by Claudiolic June 24, 2011
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porcupine man

Sonic's newer and shittier design, as opposed to those used in the original, which was more cartoony, and did not look like the bastard child of a porcupine and a man
Sonic started sucking after the Sega Genesis, when he was replaced by Porcupine Man
by flooberscoober August 23, 2010
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Sweaty porcupine

Perspiring rodent like your mom
Huns are sweaty porcupines.
by LolaJordan December 22, 2019
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