porcumine

Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."

Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"

by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005

pleasing porcine

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

Porcupine Tree

A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.

Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.

Porcupine Tree is an awesome band. There is no other opinion. Opinions can be wrong.

by Foofy! June 3, 2011

porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

Porcupine Tree

see greatest band ever

Porcupine Tree is the greatest band ever

by el_Sethro September 8, 2005

PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

Rabbit Porcupine

Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.

This term evolves from the TV show psych.

Ivory:OMNOMNOM

Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!

Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..

by Claudiolic June 24, 2011