Poocum 

The subsequent substance, which often leaks out, after a man creams in a girls anus

Guy 1: Damn bro she got poocum all over my sheets!
Guy 2: Yeah well that's the price you pay for dumpin in her sewer

Poocum by Anal Angel April 20, 2014

Poocum 

A codeword for your bros that you need to take a poo and have a wank.

Hey guys I’ll be back soon, gonna have a poocum.

Damn she’s alright I’m going for a poocum.

Damn that beer went through me I’ve gotta take a poocum.

I was having a wank and I farted that was one big poocum

Poocum by Lachadam June 12, 2018

Post Pootum Depression 

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.

The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.

Post Pootum Depression by swivet February 5, 2010

poodum 

Something that is cute..Usually a happy baby or playful puppy. Could be small and/or chubby.

Ah look at that little poodum !!!

Maria's baby broke its leg ..Poorest poodum!

poodum by gcolicci December 14, 2015

poocules 

Odors derived from fecal molecules.

Molecules made of poo.

Don't go into the washroom, Eddie DESTROYED the toilet and his poocules are EVERYWHERE.

What's that smell? Janet had burritos for lunch and she can't stop spraying poocules all over the office, the pig.

poocules by Doctor Spaz July 20, 2009

poobum

A child's insult

You poobum-wee-piss-head

poobum by Rohan February 28, 2004

poosum 

A much more feral type of the average Phalangeriformes which is more commonly known as a possum

That's a disgusting looking poosum up in that tree

poosum by feral_rat August 7, 2018