power washer 

busting a load onto a girls ass, only to clean her off with piss.

gave your mom a power washer after i got her all splooged up.

power washer by kdfhbsedjKBRGEHT January 14, 2008

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

Springfield Power Washer by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.

"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

D.I.Y Power Washer by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023

Power washed 

When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.

I was completely power washed by him.

Power washed by Eyecart October 29, 2017

Mozart Powerwasher 

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.

Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit

Mozart Powerwasher by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts May 8, 2022

Mediterranean Powerwasher 

In the act of anal sex, in which the receiver violently defecates on the other participant's penis while it is still inside of them

The huzz downed 4 steakhouse burritos and asked if I wanted to do it from the back. Thats a Mediterranean Powerwasher waiting to happen

Mediterranean Powerwasher by Drip Droplets June 3, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020