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Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X
Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.
"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

Power washed 

When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.
I was completely power washed by him.
Power washed by Eyecart October 29, 2017

Mozart Powerwasher 

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.
Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit

Mediterranean Powerwasher 

In the act of anal sex, in which the receiver violently defecates on the other participant's penis while it is still inside of them
The huzz downed 4 steakhouse burritos and asked if I wanted to do it from the back. Thats a Mediterranean Powerwasher waiting to happen