3 definitions by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts

Mack

To mack is like the word fuck. It has many uses and scinarios.

A mack is a bitch ass boy who do dumb shit and get everyone in trouble

To mack is to eat, hit, or steal an object.

The Mack is a euphamism for your dick or your piece

Mack is reslly just a word that can be used in any context it sounds good in and it will 90% of the time make sense for some reason

"EYYO FUCK YOU MACKASS BITCH ASS PUSSY ASS LOUD ASS BOY YO SHOES RAGGEDY"

"Eyy travis im finna mack this mfs bag watch this"

"Damn Darius im boutta mack this shit up, look fuckin delicious"

"Hey now mf i didnt wanna have to use my mack today but you hard pressin me"

by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts December 14, 2022

Churchill landslide

The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.

"I got a churchill landslide from that fat bitch Stacy. Fat bitches do anything for love bruh.

by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts February 16, 2022

Mozart Powerwasher

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.

Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit

by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts May 9, 2022