ItsActuallyX's definitions

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

Skeef

A foreskin fart. Similar to a queef. Applicable in any situation in which an uncircumcised penis emits an audible noise.

Every time I wash myself in the shower, my wiener skeefs.

by ItsActuallyX September 18, 2022