Povid 

also known as Porn video virus

according to a survey, 60% of men and 70% of women are infected with the POVID Virus

it is a virus similar to covid but side effects are different
these include:
- masturbating

- creating fantasies
- sexual desires
- feelings of having sex without having sex

person: "oh! i just accidentally typed povid instead of covid on google!"
Google: **povid - definition on urban dictionary**

person: **clicks and read** "oh no, mom i'm infected with the povid virus"

Povid by okay_04x September 20, 2020

povid 

Adjective
•(of a person) having positive test results for coronavirus or showing traces of a specified covid-19 in their body.

About a week after going to the rally, my tests results were povid.

povid by Jennyjenburt November 14, 2020

Povid 

When you're feeling down in the dumps during covid-19.

Friend: Hey, how are you doing today?
Other friend: Oh, I'm feeling povid.
Friend: That sucks. Hang in there - another two or three years.

Povid by dickeddownbehindtheline November 29, 2021

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

beta provider 

A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.

Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.

beta provider by Chesc December 9, 2013

Beta Male Provider 

The man a woman chooses to fund her life and provide financial security. Typically a man who she feels she can control.

My friend goes to see Tim twice a week before she goes to her night job, and then she goes home to her beta male provider the following morning.

Beta Male Provider by TaboooTV May 23, 2019

posiden's kiss 

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.

posiden's kiss by The Great White Tuna October 1, 2015